BrokenTooth ([info]brokentooth) wrote,
2008-11-16 01:33:00
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Zen Claude Van Damme

This evening, I was on Wikipedia looking up JCVD (which, incidentally, seems like an oddly intriguing film), when I chanced upon this fabulous page.

Now, I don't know about the veracity of those 'unsourced' quotes, but man, there's some good stuff there. 

T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges.
Translation: You don't need a flash to photograph a rabbit that already has red eyes.

Si tu travailles avec un marteau-piqueur pendant un tremblement de terre, désynchronise-toi, sinon tu travailles pour rien.
Translation: If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.

Un biscuit ça n'a pas de spirit, c'est juste un biscuit. Mais, avant c'était du lait, des oeufs. Et, dans les oeufs, il y a la vie potentielle.
Translation: A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

These are the discoveries that make me happy.

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[info]poovanna

November 16 2008, 15:22:32 UTC 3 years ago

Quotes page

ROTFL! Some of the racier ones were too funny.

Also, the movie sounds interesting.

[info]brokentooth

November 19 2008, 07:21:59 UTC 3 years ago

Re: Quotes page

I really want these to be true, you know.

[info]satej_sirur

November 16 2008, 19:48:31 UTC 3 years ago

Air is a little like my brain

JCVD: One man against the stereotype for muscle-bound hulks.

[info]brokentooth

November 19 2008, 07:23:40 UTC 3 years ago

Re: Air is a little like my brain

> Air is a little like my brain

That could almost be a lyric. It sounds strangely like something I've heard before, but damn, I can't place it now. In any case, imagining Chuck Schuldiner snarling those words makes it all the more fun.

[info]davenchit

November 18 2008, 00:19:52 UTC 3 years ago

So, just to be clear, we *are talking about the Rabbit of Caerbannog, yes?

[info]brokentooth

November 19 2008, 07:24:02 UTC 3 years ago

That be the happy bunny, yea!

[info]manubhardwaj

November 19 2008, 04:29:10 UTC 3 years ago

It was an excellent movie. I owes you.

[info]brokentooth

November 19 2008, 07:24:28 UTC 3 years ago

Ah, now that you've re-reco'd it to me, I must watch it. We're even, good sir.
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